Sorry, you’ve picked a bad time to visit this page of our links collection. It is currently undergoing routine maintenance. We’ve popped the covers off and connected a vast array of advanced diagnostic machinery, one of which goes “ping”. A white-coated technician is, at this very moment, peering into the box of tricks, fiddling with internet settings, scratching his chin, shaking his head and tut-tutting in that condescending tone that heavily qualified engineers are taught in university.

Much as we’d like to leave the page open, it’s probably best to wait until we have cleaned out the bugs and finished working on it. It will be put back on the information superhighway when the fully refreshed and sparklingly clean module on user authentication is released for June 2008.

Meanwhile, please pull up a bench in the slightly grubby customer reception area where you will find complimentary drinks available from the recently-installed Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Nutri-Matic machine in the corner. The instant tea is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea but, hey, it’s free.